I know you don’t want to hear from me, you’ve moved on and found someone new. I have too, several times, but in the end my mind always goes back to you.
Although what we had was short lived, you’ve had a lasting impression on me. From my diet, to sex, to my creativity, to the way I think and the…
Growing up. Your bestfriend becomes strangers. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. the inncocent ones turn into whores. Homework goes in the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Undies turn into g-strings and boxers. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from gir…ls/boys were cooties? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran fastest. War was only a card game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine. Wearing a skirt didnt make you a slut. The only things that hurt were skinned knees. And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? and to think we all couldnt wait to grow up
OKAY, LOOK. HERE’S THE BREAKDOWN. LUKE, CHRISSY AND SPECKLES ARE ALL VEGAN, SO NO DAIRY, NO FISH, NO NOTHING. I SOAKED A DISH SCRUBBIE IN SOY SAUCE ONCE AND THEY WENT ON AND ON ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT TASTED, SO DON’T BREAK YOUR BACK WORRYING ABOUT TRYING TO FIND GOURMET STUFF FOR THEM. JUST MAKE SURE THERE’S NO MEAT.
DAN, BEAK-BEAK AND FLOPPERS ARE PESCATARIAN, SO NO BURGERS OR SECOND COUSINS OR ANYTHING, BUT ANY KIND OF SALMON OR SHRIMP DISH WOULD GO OVER GREAT. MAKE SURE YOU MARK THEM, THOUGH. I MEAN IT. SPECKLES HAS A SHELLFISH ALLERGY ON TOP OF BEING A HUGE WHINER, SO IF HE DIES THEY’RE PULLING YOUR UNION CARD. MARK MY WORDS.
AS FOR THE REST OF US, JUST GET WHATEVER’S WITHIN BUDGET AND NOT TOTAL GARBAGE. SORRY TO BE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS. IF IT WERE UP TO ME YOU’D JUST BE GRABBING 13 SURF AND TURF SPECIALS, BUT THE PRIMADONNAS WOULD THROW A FIT.
AND THANK YOU, ROB. I KNOW THE CATERING CREW CATCHES HELL FROM THE TALENT SOMETIMES, BUT WE APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK. HONEST.
